Welcome to the future of identity management, where humans must wait outside. This presentation reimagines the realm of securing non-person entities in a modern DevOps IT environment. In this universe, akin to distributed droid-dominated spaceports, we explore the pivotal role of workload identities - applications, services, and systems - in modern cybersecurity. This talk will navigate the intricacies of managing these non-human identities, emphasizing the need for robust security measures, attested software supply chains, and dynamic access controls. We will delve into: The essence of workload identity and its growing significance in today's complex IT environments. Analogies with Star Wars, illustrating advanced strategies for managing and securing workload identities. Key challenges in implementing effective workload identity systems, focusing on automation, scalability, and stringent security. Future trends in identity management, highlighting the shift towards workload-centric security protocols. Designed for IT professionals and Star Wars fans alike, this session offers a technical yet engaging look into the evolving landscape of workload identity management. Like UFOs, workload identity management is here today, and too many of us are just ignoring it. We will provide insights into the next generation of cybersecurity strategies. Join us for a journey where the future of workload identity management unfolds in a galaxy not so far away that even the Jedi can't break in.